...Wow! How many people do you know have live peacocks as house adornments?
Well, we had peacocks on our property a few decad-uh-yu_ears back. Two of them, actually. I wouldn't exactly have called them house adornments but their feathers were all over the house.

and they were all over the property, front and back.

P.S. That must of been Wayne's private jet just over the house.
