Sweet, now I know how I'm going to be spending my time this evening. 
Thanks roadtrip.
You know, Photoshop or GIMP or other image programs can be used, without the need to use a site and stock pictures.
So many creative possibilities. So little time. :::VEG:::
For example, I've been known to make/print my own coupons. "Free Drink" business cards are often very effective with the right creativity, logo, etc. Just get a few real business cards from an establishment, (or make your own) turn 'em over, print 'em out, and VOILA! (That's a French word, and it means, "I've gotten real drunk for free.")
I also used to carry several rolls of tickets available through novelty supply companies. In the late 70's - early 80's, the discos and nightclubs would give one or two tickets (movie theater style) when the door charge was paid valid for a free drink each. All I needed to know was the color, and a quick visit to the car had me drinking for nothing but tip money. And as a "VIP", I often did not need to pay the cover, but would have to "buy" my drinks. WINNER with the tickets.
Hell, there were some very expensive door charges back than. I imagine there still are, but I don't go clubbing. I did go into a couple in Vegas, told the doorman I was looking for my underage grand daughter who just turned 20 and stole her sisters ID, and that I'd keep things quiet. That actually worked, and I got into a couple of them, and they had long lines. But all I really wanted to do was see what the long lines were about, and how the younger generation "partied". My impression was that I was happy I was not young and single.
Don't think I'd cope well in that atmosphere while trying/hoping to "hook up". My days (pre serious STD's) were much easier.
Yeah, I was bad.
