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Offline JerryLogan

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Mr. Dancer uses his wife this time!
« on: June 08, 2011, 08:55:12 AM »
Has anyone ever read what Bob Dancer writes in his columns? How many times is this habitual player going to pay double for the price of a car? So he wins a new car every 6 months, big deal. This time he used his wife as the patsy for a Toyota minivan of some type at Southpoint. Just what they need for that fine family of theirs.

I think the guy writes these columns mainly to try to pursuade the readers that he's just loaded with money and how he can play all those high limit games that the rest of us peons can't. He even made the claim in this week's version that he and "Shirley" are financially better off than most people. Oh really? How about most of us aren't stupid enough to be playing casino games with big chunks of our money, and if we did a lot of us would have 10 times the gambling bankroll he brags about.

Singer's been right about this person all along. Dancer goes around and wins all these cars and plays at the same locals casinos day and night for years on end, he's always claiming to be beating the hell out of them, yet he's still working and selling, and guess what....he's NEVER banned from any of the places he tries to make us believe he kills time and again! What a show he puts on. If you can't see right through it and him then you're trying hard not to. I'm just glad as hell I'm not stuck in his so-called advantage player rut.
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Re: Mr. Dancer uses his wife this time!
« Reply #1 on: June 08, 2011, 10:51:50 AM »
You forgot to mention he is Jealous of someone or something...

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« Reply #2 on: June 08, 2011, 10:56:28 AM »
Someone mentioned in other posts that "Shirley" and "Dancer" aren't married. I tend to think that's probably the case, as he has never referred to "my wife."

I have no idea what to make of this column, just as I have no idea what to make of previous columns. If he's playing a machine, that with his jazzed-up cashback, yields 100.03% with perfect play, that's not much of an edge, given that the cashback can be yanked at any time. The $25 per day equity in playing at South Point, and being there for the drawing each day, with the drawing seems like a chore worse than death.  

Did I remember incorrectly, but wasn't "Dancer" touting a business deal with M regarding some progressives a few months back? Why give South Point publicity to the detriment of a place with which you have a business relationship? The two casinos are in direct competition with each other. The fact he's playing at South Point with a tiny edge suggests that "his" machines at M aren't all that -- in fact, that they aren't really worth playing.

It's all weird. Wouldn't he rather be dancing? Is it all a semi-scam? Or, as Richard Gere's lawyer sings in Chicago, "Give 'em the ole soft shoe..."

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Re: Mr. Dancer uses his wife this time!
« Reply #3 on: June 08, 2011, 11:25:43 AM »
On x2 points day the game is worth 100.32%, still not great, but for Dancer that's all the edge he can get these days.

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Re: Mr. Dancer uses his wife this time!
« Reply #4 on: June 08, 2011, 02:40:18 PM »
Someone mentioned in other posts that "Shirley" and "Dancer" aren't married. I tend to think that's probably the case, as he has never referred to "my wife."

I have no idea what to make of this column, just as I have no idea what to make of previous columns. If he's playing a machine, that with his jazzed-up cashback, yields 100.03% with perfect play, that's not much of an edge, given that the cashback can be yanked at any time. The $25 per day equity in playing at South Point, and being there for the drawing each day, with the drawing seems like a chore worse than death.  

Did I remember incorrectly, but wasn't "Dancer" touting a business deal with M regarding some progressives a few months back? Why give South Point publicity to the detriment of a place with which you have a business relationship? The two casinos are in direct competition with each other. The fact he's playing at South Point with a tiny edge suggests that "his" machines at M aren't all that -- in fact, that they aren't really worth playing.

It's all weird. Wouldn't he rather be dancing? Is it all a semi-scam? Or, as Richard Gere's lawyer sings in Chicago, "Give 'em the ole soft shoe..."

I think you're right in your assessment of how Dancer operates on these things, which is very confusing at best. He only wrote about this one because they won a car, only you notice he was too embarrassed to say how much THIS one cost him. He's up there in age which probably explains his incoherency in his columns for the past several years. I've been to one of his classes and he treats whoever she is like a dog.

That's a good point about the M vs. the southpoint. WTF?? Just more confusion.

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Re: Mr. Dancer uses his wife this time!
« Reply #5 on: June 08, 2011, 03:09:31 PM »
That's a good point -- he didn't mention the bottom line. Now I'm wondering if he left out the details on his own, or if "AC" suggested an editorial adjustment. 'Dancer," whatever his goals, has never skipped on the bottom line reporting, to my knowledge. So skipping it here is interesting.

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« Reply #6 on: June 08, 2011, 03:20:39 PM »
I was gonna start a new thread, but Mr. Logan deserves the credit for this one, so I'll just say that, if you read between the lines of Dancer's columns, it's pretty clear -- namely:

If the best deals the most knowledgeable vp player in Las Vegas can come up with, when he has the best high-roller cashback deals available to him that 99% of players cannot get, is what he's writing about in these columns --- then blow taps, because advantage play is gone in any real sense.

I can tinker at the 25-cent progressive FPDW at the Palms (which, I was told last trip, will soon be gone) or maybe hit the 10/7 25-cent progressive at the Four Queens, but realistically, there is no money to be made, and damned few comps. Playing vp in Las Vegas is now a workout, a way to keep one's skills unrusty. It's not really something to be done for a profit.

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Re: Mr. Dancer uses his wife this time!
« Reply #7 on: June 08, 2011, 10:16:17 PM »
Totally disagree in every possible way.  Bob needs material to post every week.  Something interesting happened to him so he posted it. 

You should be thankfully it wasn't some tedious breakdown of some rare penalty card situation of 95/ TDBP Multi Strike (3rd level) which is what he normally falls back on when he has nothing much to say.

He's just trying to write entertaining copy, nothing more, nothing less.

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« Reply #8 on: June 09, 2011, 12:26:26 PM »
If you think that this is everything Dancer did every day while the SP promo was going on, you're out to lunch. I didn't read the story yet but I'm very familiar with the promo. You recevied 5 entries for swiping and up to another 250 based on $1,250 coin in.

We did it on a number of days when we were in town. We were playing .05 50 play NSUD so it's essentially a breakeven game for those who subscribe to the math. At $12.50 a push, it's 100 hands or about 15 minutes of playing time. Let's say that by the time you park, walk in, play, swipe, and walk out, you have a half hour "invested". I'm guessing he was playing the same game for quarters so in his case, it's 20 pushes.....you'd spend more time parking and walking than playing.

You didn't have to be present to win....you had 24 hours to claim your prize (the car and two other gas card prizes).

As for the decision to play on a double point day, perhaps that was the best play for that given day? Assuming he was playing .25 50 play at a relatively slow 400 hands per hour, he has a theo earn rate of $75/hr. How many of you are earning that rate in your day job?

For him, it doesn't matter if he wins or loses on any given day...he's not playing the hit and run game nor is he a tourist that's in town for 4 days twice a year. This is what he does for a living. As long as you're properly bankrolled, you can virtually play forever.

The other important thing you have to understand that's likely not mentioned in the article is that Bob is given a free pass at SP. He taught there and my personal belief is that he gave up some strong players to management in order to buy his personal longevity there. Also, his "wife" has respiratory issues and he's indicated in a number of articles how she can't go into a casino any longer. How is it that she managed to win a car in a promo where you had to swipe your card? I've personally been challanged by floor people who asked pointedly when we're both sharing a machine with a player card in as to who hit the button so I know that playing on a spouses card isn't an allowed policy. If you want to take issue with him on something, this is what I'd be pissed about. He had a similar incident at I believe GVR (I know it was a Stations casino) where her card was in the machine he was playing and he was awarded some kind of drawing for $80K and once again, he was given a pass.

Dan

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« Reply #9 on: June 09, 2011, 01:07:31 PM »
Do you mind my asking, but what do you mean by "gave up" strong players to maintain his SP access? He told management who they were?

Geez, I'd have to bushwhack him for that, if I were one of them.

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« Reply #10 on: June 09, 2011, 01:14:01 PM »
Geez, I'd have to bushwhack him for that, if I were one of them.

A lot of people do.

BTW, what Mr. Granoff does for a living is not playing video-poker, is convincing people that it's possible make a living playing VP (and, according to some people, rating out skilled players to casino management).
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« Reply #11 on: June 09, 2011, 01:38:14 PM »
Do you mind my asking, but what do you mean by "gave up" strong players to maintain his SP access? He told management who they were?

Geez, I'd have to bushwhack him for that, if I were one of them.

Let me preface this by saying that this is my take on it and I have no concrete evidence that supports it but here's my experience and you can draw your own conclusion.

Dancer was holding vp classes at SP. These are no charge but you are required to sign in. That process simply consists of supplying your players card which has your name and card number. There is no request for email address, physical address, phone number, etc. I, as did I assume all attendees, supply this information.

One of the classes spoke about how to maximize the overall package....how to be a winning overall player. In this environment, it includes not only game return but cash back, bounce back, tournaments, mailers, promo's, etc. Since the class was taught at SP, he used them as an example. Take NSUD which returns 99.72%, add .3% cash back, and give them $60K coin in per month and you'll get their top mailer. This was $50 x 4 free play and generally another random day that had anywhere from $50-100 in additional free play. This came along with some food and show tickets as well. In addition, he explained that SP usually has a 2X points day once a month that typically coincided with a holdiay. He encouraged the audience to play on that day which would yield them a theo positive return on the game along with the mailer. Having your cake and eating it too!

It wasn't too long thereafter that people were told that while they were welcome to come and play any games in the casino, their players card privilges were being lifted. Without a players card, there's no reason to play there. The primary reason stated was that all/most of the persons play was on multiple point days. Exactly the same strategy that Dancer was encouraging right in their casino a few weeks earlier.

I started thinking about the registration process for the classes. What was the purpose? It wasn't a way for Bob to market his products to the audience....no email or physical address required. Who would benefit from this information and how?

There was a previous story on I believe vpFree where a player in MI I believe claims he was given up by Dancer. There was also one where there was a promo at the Trop in LV where he eventually got tossed but stated something like "why are you tossing me but allowing these other pro's (pointing at them on the floor) to continue to play?". Once again, the latter two stories are just that....stories that I've read about. The SP example is real....I was a personal victim of that.

I did just read the article and he states "Another factor is that the rules at South Point allow players to play on their spouses cards. Some casinos do this, some don't. When the rules permit it, I take advantage of it." I'm not more than mildly curious about this as my experience once again differs. We were playing at a bartop; taking turns on one machine with my card in. We hit a jackpot that requires a hand pay. Floor people come over and ask who pushed the button. I said I did. They gave us a look and a bit of a lecture saying that you can't play on another person's card. I told them to screw off...call upstairs and look at the film and get back to me. They backed off and that was the end of it. On another occassion, I was playing with a friend who is Canadian. Her card was in the machine but we put an equal amount of cash in and took turns pushing buttoms. Once again, we get a hand pay and I tell the floor person that it was my hand. They pull the card and say it was her name. I told them that we put an equal amout in the machine and were taking turns. Shy of literally swapping players cards after every hand, what would they prefer us to do? In the end, they gave me the W2G as requested but not without a conversation. So, for Bob to say that the "rules" allow this, I'm not totally convinced....in our case, both of us were physically there and taking turns playing....not a situation where one was at home. Doesn't pass the stink test with me but I can be wrong on this.

Just so no one thinks that this is unique, I was talking to a host from Barona the other night in a social setting away from the casino. He was talking about Max Rubin and said that he's now consulting for Barona to assist them in catching "cheaters". When I probed as to what kind of cheating activity he was referring to he said "you know, the normal stuff....peeking at the hole card (due to a sloppy dealer) or counting". I didn't want to get into an argument about their convoluted interpretation of cheating but you get the drift.

Another very well known author is no longer allowed to play at SP with a players card and yet Bob, perhaps the most recognized vp player in LV, gets a pass. If my interpretation of this is incorrect, I'd be curious to know how people can rationalize and explain it.

I have nothing personal against Bob and we are always cordial to each other when we pass. I always respected what he has achieved and owe a lot of my knowledge on vp to him. However, Vegas and gambling is a dog eat dog world and Bob doesn't owe me (or any other player that I'm aware of) anything so if it's me or him, in his mind it's going to be him. I can understand that but I don't have to agree with it.

Dan

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Re: Mr. Dancer uses his wife this time!
« Reply #12 on: June 09, 2011, 01:43:52 PM »
Geez, I'd have to bushwhack him for that, if I were one of them.

A lot of people do.

BTW, what Mr. Granoff does for a living is not playing video-poker, is convincing people that it's possible make a living playing VP (and, according to some people, rating out skilled players to casino management).

I think what Bob does is play both sides of the fence. He does play for a living....likely not his total financial livelihood but I do see him playing enough to know that it's more than just a recreational hobby. At the same time, he also consults for casinos. There's a trade magazine article that I'll try to find online and post the link to where he shares some of his AP strategy with clients (casinos) so that they can implement strategy to defuse player advantages.

I know that a lot of people have a hard time believing it but there are some people in Vegas who do gamble for a living. How you define "living" is personal and I'm not here to debate who is right or wrong. I know people who do and that's a fact. The other aspect is that the typical patron thinks casinos are staffed with brillant people who ensure that the house always makes money. This too is a falacy. There are more than a handful of marketing execs who should have taken an accounting, business and economics course in school. Some of these people give away too much and a crafty and knowledgable player can take advantage. The gate is eventually closed but another opporutunity creeps up.

Dan

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Re: Mr. Dancer uses his wife this time!
« Reply #13 on: June 09, 2011, 02:38:45 PM »
This parallels, in a way, the reports that "AC" and "Stanford Wong" and "Arnold Snyder," all a.k.a.'s, were paid consultants for an Atlantic City casino against a card counter who was suing. I need to get a transcript of the trial, but these three reportedly testified for the casino. If so, it's a whole slimy snakepit, with folks selling counting books and lessons and then testifying for pay against people using those resources.

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« Reply #14 on: June 09, 2011, 02:58:38 PM »
This parallels, in a way, the reports that "AC" and "Stanford Wong" and "Arnold Snyder," all a.k.a.'s, were paid consultants for an Atlantic City casino against a card counter who was suing. I need to get a transcript of the trial, but these three reportedly testified for the casino. If so, it's a whole slimy snakepit, with folks selling counting books and lessons and then testifying for pay against people using those resources.

That would be an interesting read.

It's not unique to this "business", is it? Not intending to get in any way political, there are countless stories of Pentagon brass who retire to take a consulting position with military contractors. Tons of other governmental and non-governmental examples.

I too think it's slimy but this isn't what I do for a living so perhaps they feel it necessary as a survival mechanism. The old adage is that there's two sides to every story and it would interesting (but not very self serving) to hear Bob's take on this.

Dan