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Offline djlevin

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Oldest porn slapper ever seen!!
« on: May 15, 2011, 07:57:11 PM »
OK - And I wish I took a pic, but this guy was EASILY in his 70's, and maybe older!!

What was kinda unique, though, was that he looked pretty disheveled, you'd think he was homeless, except he was slappin'.

Also, and this only added to the whole situation, he was talking (mumbling?), to himself!!

Anybody else notice this guy??

I saw him near Planet Ho

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Re: Oldest porn slapper ever seen!!
« Reply #1 on: May 16, 2011, 10:01:45 AM »
I didn't see that guy, but I saw an old woman...looked to be straight off the cast of Fiddler on the Roof, head scarf and all...with the pornslapper t-shirt over her attire...half-assedly slappin' those cards.  I felt so sorry for her...  :(

She must've been at least 70...
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Re: Oldest porn slapper ever seen!!
« Reply #2 on: May 16, 2011, 10:18:29 AM »
So you can keep on slappin' into your seventies, eh?
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Re: Oldest porn slapper ever seen!!
« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2011, 11:29:24 AM »
Probably a former Wal-mart greeter.

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Re: Oldest porn slapper ever seen!!
« Reply #4 on: May 16, 2011, 01:07:34 PM »
I didn't see that guy, but I saw an old woman...looked to be straight off the cast of Fiddler on the Roof, head scarf and all...with the pornslapper t-shirt over her attire...half-assedly slappin' those cards.  I felt so sorry for her...  :(

She must've been at least 70...

Oh yeah, saw her too!!

These days, I think we may have to switch the term "slappin" to "snappin".   It's definitely more of a snapping sound, as opposed to a slapping sound.

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Re: Oldest porn slapper ever seen!!
« Reply #5 on: May 16, 2011, 02:01:01 PM »
I didn't see that guy, but I saw an old woman...looked to be straight off the cast of Fiddler on the Roof, head scarf and all...with the pornslapper t-shirt over her attire...half-assedly slappin' those cards.  I felt so sorry for her...  :(

She must've been at least 70...

I wonder if she is the one that comes to your room if you call them?  I would have been tempted to call the # on the card she is handing out and see if her cell phone rang!    :D

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Re: Oldest porn slapper ever seen!!
« Reply #6 on: May 16, 2011, 05:13:56 PM »
I didn't see that guy, but I saw an old woman...looked to be straight off the cast of Fiddler on the Roof, head scarf and all...with the pornslapper t-shirt over her attire...half-assedly slappin' those cards.  I felt so sorry for her...  :(

She must've been at least 70...

I wonder if she is the one that comes to your room if you call them?  I would have been tempted to call the # on the card she is handing out and see if her cell phone rang!    :D

Yeesh...  :confused:
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Re: Oldest porn slapper ever seen!!
« Reply #7 on: May 27, 2011, 09:04:16 PM »
I almost slapped a porn slapper on my last trip. I thought they could not touch you??? This person was aggresive. Not the 70 year old woman. Her I would have felt sad for. Maybe that is what becomes of you if you stay too long. Very scary. I don't think I ever saw a policeman walking around while I was there. In cars yes, on the street no. Why is that?

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Re: Oldest porn slapper ever seen!!
« Reply #8 on: May 28, 2011, 02:09:06 PM »
Do you think the cops want to have those cards slapped in their face, too??
 ??? :D