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Offline Blonde4ever

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A Vegas Suitcase For Christmas!
« on: January 02, 2017, 04:39:04 PM »

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Re: A Vegas Suitcase For Christmas!
« Reply #1 on: January 03, 2017, 10:13:42 AM »
A Vegas Suitcase For Christmas!

http://www.vegasbright.com/2017/01/02/a-vegas-suitcase-for-christmas/


Very nice, congratulations!

I was afraid this was going to be one of those Christmas stories where you received a hair donut ...



but couldn't use it because you already sold your long hair to buy a lobster phone case ...



for your young husband, except he already sold his phone to buy you the hair donut.

But it wasn't, so I'm happy. :)
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Re: A Vegas Suitcase For Christmas!
« Reply #2 on: January 03, 2017, 10:17:13 AM »
Ha.
Well...that is quite a leap...but no, nothing like that.

Thanks for reading.
Now I just need a trip to bring the suitcase on!

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Re: A Vegas Suitcase For Christmas!
« Reply #3 on: January 03, 2017, 10:34:25 AM »

Very nice, congratulations!

I was afraid this was going to be one of those Christmas stories where you received a hair donut ...

but couldn't use it because you already sold your long hair to buy a lobster phone case ...

for your young husband, except he already sold his phone to buy you the hair donut.

But it wasn't, so I'm happy. :)
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Re: A Vegas Suitcase For Christmas!
« Reply #4 on: January 03, 2017, 10:42:44 AM »
Ha.
Well...that is quite a leap...but no, nothing like that.

O'Thermo.

LOL, yes, I was thinking of the story from O. Henry's "The Gift of the Magi," published in 1905. But I modernized it because I don't think the hair donut was invented until 1907.
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Re: A Vegas Suitcase For Christmas!
« Reply #5 on: January 03, 2017, 11:04:39 AM »
LOL..yes..I got that.  Nothing so dramatic.

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Re: A Vegas Suitcase For Christmas!
« Reply #6 on: January 03, 2017, 09:45:25 PM »
LOL, yes, I was thinking of the story from O. Henry's "The Gift of the Magi," published in 1905. But I modernized it because I don't think the hair donut was invented until 1907.

It was a follow up to the creation of the fashion police.
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