Blonde4ever’s “What NOT to do in Vegas” List

[Blonde4ever]

Blonde4ever’s “What NOT to do in Vegas” List

https://www.vegasbright.com/2017/03/27/vegas-donts-blondes-what-not-to-do-in-vegas-list/

[StatFreak]

10. Don’t call the numbers on the porn slapper cards. Do you really think that gorgeous young lady will show up at your door? The person that shows up will not even vaguely resemble her, plus the price listed is just for someone showing up, not for any “activities.” I would skip this altogether unless you want to bring home more than you bargained for (your mileage may vary).

Ha. You might bring home a lot less than you bargained for. Those women are more likely to rob you blind as they are to negotiate some fee for services. The ongoing ploy is to get the guy to go into the bathroom on some pretext, steal all the stuff in the room and take off before he gets out. They often have a male standing by to get violent if the victim tries to chase the woman down. Hotel security has known about it for years.

[The Crazy Brazilian]

10. Don’t call the numbers on the porn slapper cards. Do you really think that gorgeous young lady will show up at your door? The person that shows up will not even vaguely resemble her, plus the price listed is just for someone showing up, not for any “activities.” I would skip this altogether unless you want to bring home more than you bargained for (your mileage may vary).

Ha. You might bring home a lot less than you bargained for. Those women are more likely to rob you blind as they are to negotiate some fee for services. The ongoing ploy is to get the guy to go into the bathroom on some pretext, steal all the stuff in the room and take off before he gets out. They often have a male standing by to get violent if the victim tries to chase the woman down. Hotel security has known about it for years.

And do not drink anything while she is in the room. The ladies of the night are known to drop in your drink some drug that will put you to sleep in a matter of minutes. In Brazil this scam is called "Good Night, Sleep Tight".

[Blonde4ever]

Excellent points!!!

[RecVPPlayer]

As for "What NOT To Do In Vegas," I'll add in that with #10, people need to be made aware that prostitution is actually illegal in the county that Las Vegas is in (Clark County) although it seems to be legal in the next county over which I understand is somewhere around 60 miles away.

And also, make sure to keep well hydrated, especially when it's hot.  And be aware that both Caffeine as well as Alcohol are diuretics which will dry you out (dehydrate you further).  Drinking them needs to be counted as 1/2 of the water amount that a person needs to be having on a daily basis.  What this means is that for example 8oz. of Coffee should actually be counted as 4oz. of Water

And furthermore, don't get too Sensory Overloaded by all that is going on there between all of the sights, sounds and activities that are going on there!

In addition, people need to not get too carried away with consuming foods (such as rich, heavy foods) that can end up giving their body problems later (especially if a person has some medical issue involved).

[westie]

I'll add in that with #10, people need to be made aware that prostitution is actually illegal in the county that Las Vegas is in (Clark County) although it seems to be legal in the next county over which I understand is somewhere around 60 miles away.

And also, make sure to keep well hydrated, especially when it's hot.  And be aware that both Caffeine as well as Alcohol are diuretics which will dry you out (dehydrate you further).  Drinking them needs to be counted as 1/2 of the water amount that a person needs to be having on a daily basis.  What this means is that for example 8oz. of Coffee should actually be counted as 4oz. of Water

And furthermore, don't get too Sensory Overloaded by all that is going on there between all of the sights, sounds and activities that are going on there!

In addition, people need to not get too carried away with consuming foods (such as rich, heavy foods) that can end up giving their body problems later (especially if a person has some medical issue involved).

 ----------Talk about being a killjoy.   

[uknowme]

Don't do this.

[Blonde4ever]

I won't.

[RecVPPlayer]

I'll add in that with #10, people need to be made aware that prostitution is actually illegal in the county that Las Vegas is in (Clark County) although it seems to be legal in the next county over which I understand is somewhere around 60 miles away.

And also, make sure to keep well hydrated, especially when it's hot.  And be aware that both Caffeine as well as Alcohol are diuretics which will dry you out (dehydrate you further).  Drinking them needs to be counted as 1/2 of the water amount that a person needs to be having on a daily basis.  What this means is that for example 8oz. of Coffee should actually be counted as 4oz. of Water

And furthermore, don't get too Sensory Overloaded by all that is going on there between all of the sights, sounds and activities that are going on there!

In addition, people need to not get too carried away with consuming foods (such as rich, heavy foods) that can end up giving their body problems later (especially if a person has some medical issue involved).

 ----------Talk about being a killjoy.   

I know, but what is extremely easy to do in LV is get dehydrated since it is very dry out there (Humidity-Wise) on top of people imbibing Caffeine and/or Alcohol, so doing that (imbibing the Caffeine and/or Alcohol in a dry and at times very hot climate) could make people have a worse time in LV since it could cause people to not feel well.  It definitely is not good to be in people's favorite place and not feel well (or get sick somehow) while there.

[StatFreak]

Don't do this.

Now he tells me!
So I guess I should throw away that duplicate of your suit I was making...

I won't.