Royal Flusher $1K Scrounge Trip Planning

[RoyalFlusher]

Might was well have a planning thread here - post your cheap bastard tips!!!

Here's the index page for the planning posts.

http://www.royalflushervegas.com/p/planning-1k-scrounge.html

And here's today's update

Working the systems, got the car booked, upgrade my seat out, got a deal on cell service, and more!


AC Rouge Seatmap


http://www.royalflushervegas.com/2016/05/planning-1000-las-vegas-vacation-part-6.html

[uknowme]

Have you considered blood plasma donations as a way to supplement your bankroll?

[TsuDoNihm]

Have you considered getting a performance circle on Fremont Street and then dressing up in an inflatable penis costume to supplement your bankroll?

[jenaphir]

Have you considered getting a performance circle on Fremont Street and then dressing up in an inflatable penis costume to supplement your bankroll?

This.

[uknowme]

Have you considered getting a performance circle on Fremont Street and then dressing up in an inflatable penis costume to supplement your bankroll?

Giant inflatable penis costumes are a gold mine.  I never travel without mine now.

[RoyalFlusher]

Have you considered blood plasma donations as a way to supplement your bankroll?

My dick takes up all my plasma.

[RoyalFlusher]

Have you considered getting a performance circle on Fremont Street and then dressing up in an inflatable penis costume to supplement your bankroll?

I don't have enough plasma for an inflatable dick.

[RoyalFlusher]

Have you considered getting a performance circle on Fremont Street and then dressing up in an inflatable penis costume to supplement your bankroll?

Giant inflatable penis costumes are a gold mine.  I never travel without mine now.

You guys are killin' me.

I wonder what would happen if I put out a sign on Fremont. I don't think that many people know Royal Flusher.

I could hand out business cards porn slapper style, and then hassle for donations.

[TsuDoNihm]

From what I saw you don't need to register and get a performance circle if you are just asking for donations.  I did see security/police ask one guy pan handling near the cross walk to move back from it, but that just seemed to be a safety issue.

If you're going to panhandle then you need a good sign.  I'd suggest:

___________________
l   Will Squander Your   l
l    Hard Earned Cash   l
l     On Video Poker      l
l__________________l

[TsuDoNihm]

Or maybe

_____________
l   Will Accept   l
l    Loonies at   l
l    Par Value!   l

[uknowme]

Or maybe

_____________
l   Will Accept   l
l    Loonies at   l
l    Par Value!   l

I see what you did there. 

Another way you can save some dough is only dining at places that have eating challenges.  Here's 5 to get you started.

http://www.reviewjournal.com/life/food-and-dining/the-dish/5-las-vegas-food-challenges-those-who-think-they-cant-be-beaten

[Blonde4ever]

[StatFreak]

... I don't think that many people know Royal Flusher.

I could hand out business cards porn slapper style, and then hassle for donations.

I think you're too modest. I've met several people at machines who know OF you and know your blog, if not actually knowing you.

I'd try something like..

___________________
|  ROYAL FLUSHER      |
l   Will Squander Your   l
l    Hard Earned Cash   l
l     On Video Poker      l
l__________________l

Who knows who you'll run into? There must be some readers out there who would give to the cause.

I'd hold off on blood donations as you'll need all you can get once the casinos start bleeding you.

[StatFreak]

... Another way you can save some dough is only dining at places that have eating challenges.  Here's 5 to get you started.

http://www.reviewjournal.com/life/food-and-dining/the-dish/5-las-vegas-food-challenges-those-who-think-they-cant-be-beaten

That's a great idea. After you've eaten your way through enough of these to make it to 350lbs, you'll be able to eat free at the Heart Attack Grill. 

[RoyalFlusher]

... Another way you can save some dough is only dining at places that have eating challenges.  Here's 5 to get you started.

http://www.reviewjournal.com/life/food-and-dining/the-dish/5-las-vegas-food-challenges-those-who-think-they-cant-be-beaten

That's a great idea. After you've eaten your way through enough of these to make it to 350lbs, you'll be able to eat free at the Heart Attack Grill. 

I could tank up on water to make weight, then eat free!